AND I HATE THE SMART-ASS HOMOPHONES!!! I am going to scream if I ever see another one!
I admit, it was funny - THE FIRST TIME. Like, back at 80's when I first heard it. It's not funny anymore. It's not cute, it's not clever, it's not original... Please, don't do it.
I mean, what's wrong with saying "I love you!" It doesn't get old, ever.
P.S. I also hate the "you rock" "I love the way you roll", "I'm stuck to you" etc. Don't do that either. Please.